"Slimy Valley is home to white, Reagan-era republican, racist, inbred, radioactive, chain-smoking, alcoholic, religious pedophiles that abuse methamphetamine while also berating the surrounding cities that have more dignity with the same amount of affluence."
by Fcking_Chuck July 19, 2022

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.
Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
by Snappercarr March 3, 2024

by Anush June 19, 2020

by N8_the_GR8_3603 January 11, 2019

"What high school do you go to?" "fountain valley high school" "Oh, your crazy smart" "No I'm not, I have one B.. my parents are gonna kill me"
by bobapatrol February 13, 2023

by jizzflavoredjuulpods July 25, 2022

A hot desert valley below sea level located 160 miles east of san diego.
The only real border town and also the most hispanic county in california. The most hispanic incorporated town however is salinas.
Most of the land here is agricultural despite the heat and lack of rain
Hot asf in the summer, most unemployed county by percentage in the US (23%).
Is what it is, im not hating. just a unique place overall. Cause you'd find me here before you'd find me in the bay area (worst part of cali)
The only real border town and also the most hispanic county in california. The most hispanic incorporated town however is salinas.
Most of the land here is agricultural despite the heat and lack of rain
Hot asf in the summer, most unemployed county by percentage in the US (23%).
Is what it is, im not hating. just a unique place overall. Cause you'd find me here before you'd find me in the bay area (worst part of cali)
Person 1: "where do u live vato"
Person 2: "El Centro located in Imperial valley"
Person 1: "Atleast you don't live in san jose or san francisco"
Person 2: "El Centro located in Imperial valley"
Person 1: "Atleast you don't live in san jose or san francisco"
by blackbandana433221 September 7, 2022
