the theory in which all mandelaverses (universes where a "mandela effect event" actually occur) are parallel universes in which individuals who experience the mandala effect are just realising they have moved into a universe in which the event hadn't occured
by ramaaaaaar July 25, 2022
when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.
by shustudent1 October 06, 2021
The theory that political conservatives are inherently more prone to be pedophiles than other people on the political spectrum.
by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 January 06, 2024
Three steps to check why a guy is still prude.
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature
by Iqrathestrippa May 14, 2020
The concept that, in any given conversation about the price of warhammer models, someone will say "printer go brr" or some other statement about their use of a 3d printer.
"Wow these models are really expensive! $75 for 100 points!"
"Printer go brrr."
"Ah, classic printer theory."
"Printer go brrr."
"Ah, classic printer theory."
by danceinthewind March 17, 2022
The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.
by CoaltownBrown January 03, 2023
The theory that you can fix an instrument even though you have no tools and no experience what so ever. Never successful. But you tried man
Saxophone: He thinks he can fix it but he truly can't we call it the Venrick Theory.
Saxophone Senior: Never let him touch your instrument for any reason what so ever
saxophone Freshman: Don't even let him look at it.
Saxophone Senior: Never let him touch your instrument for any reason what so ever
saxophone Freshman: Don't even let him look at it.
by TheGermanSaxophone November 20, 2017