COVIDance

When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020

Covid Casserole

A Covid Casserole is the vile and strategically neglected casserole at any potluck. Usually this noteworthy casserole looks worse than it tastes and is a gentle reminder no one is immune from the random processed “family recipe“ concoction of the 1960s market cookbooks. Normal people simply pass over and reject this Pooh-Pooh wrinkle with a synthetic smile. Still, heathens are brave enough and wolfish enough to take a deep breath, brace their stomach for full impact and prepare for a journey back in time! These semifinalist savages who risk scurvy are rest assured the porcelain god will stand tall and flush repulsive excrements as often as necessary to wash away such loathsome excrement.

“Is anyone trying Aunt Edna’s tuna filled jellied bouillon with frankfurter casserole from her secret cookbook”?

Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!

by Torsiondrummer December 10, 2023

Covid Buddy

A person(s) that was your lover during the covid lockdown.

My covid buddy was critical for my sexual & mental health during the 2020 covid lockdown.

by @BigMac May 16, 2023

Covid-Cation

When you get fired because Covid tanked your company.

Yo! I had this sweet gig at Neiman Marcus. Then their business tanked. I got me a Covid-cation!

by Smarty Cat September 4, 2021

rob likes Covid ballz deep

Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)

Rob likes Covid ballz deep.

by SikentG October 10, 2020

Covid-🎰

When the odds of a young healthy person—who always wears a face mask and practices social distancing—dying from the coronavirus in a country with low infection and mortality rates are like the chances of someone hitting the jackpot twice at the casino.

Which event is less likely to happen: catching Donald J. Trump telling the truth, or being struck by Covid-🎰?

by Covido November 17, 2020

COVID selection

COVID selection ; is to cull of some of the population.

COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020