Speed bump

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.

"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

Bump

Doing a line for cocaine

do you wanna take a bump with me right now

by IdoBumps October 5, 2016

plumpa-bumps

The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string

Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.

by Mmmbrainz May 14, 2015

Bump

When you just tryna give your brodies some love.

My brodie said “Free Bobby” so I had to bump that post hard.

by DudeHarmon May 11, 2018

Sour Bumps

When you have bumps on your tongue from eating sour stuff/food/candy

I hate when I get those sour bumps because then I have to stop eating sour stuff.

by ThatOneGuy!? January 4, 2017

Bump

The person who draw girls almost everyday

His friends: Bump stop drawing girls, its getting creepy...

Bump: I wont stop because im BUMP

by CHILLBOIII September 9, 2021