Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.

Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.

by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023

Cardboard Wheel

Frozen pizza

Tombstone makes the best cardboard wheel

by 1969VWbug August 23, 2023

octopus faris wheel

When you grab a octopus and throw it and it flys like a ferris wheel

"Bro i just threw an insane octopus faris wheel!"

by Pab10_69 August 29, 2023

Wanker wheel

The small thin tyre and wheel used as a spare wheel or as a set of 'cheap burn out tyres' often found in pairs on the front end of a fwd car often a (honda civic) or on the rear end of a rwd car (often a bmw)

"Look at that fella there"

"Aye he's got the wanker wheel on"

by Some sorta name May 1, 2024

d-ja wheel?

“d-ja wheel?” is a quick way of asking someone if they had sex. It’s short for “did you wheel?” Which is asking “did you have sex?” The context for asking this question is when someone tells an innocent story of an interaction with someone of the opposite sex. Usually it’s asked to interrupt a boring story with an inappropriate question as a fun way to bust someone’s balls and end a useless conversation. The more times it’s asked for every little conversation the funnier it is.

Rick: I was helping Stacy’s mom move some furniture…
Steven: d-ja wheel?
Rick: I was moving an armoire…
Steven: yeah, but did you wheel??
Rick: no 😡 I was in her basement and …
Steven: kinky, so ja-wheel?
Rick: forget it. 🤬

by utardedcunt May 7, 2024

Turkish Wheel

The Turkish Wheel is a violent sexual maneuver involving a wagon wheel coated in horse feces. The wheel is inserted into ones anus, and the feces helps the wheel slide in better. The wheel is then spun around until the anal cavity ruptures.

Person 1: Mitch Lord is freaky!! He wanted to give me a Turkish Wheel!!
Person 2: elevator.

by North American Fella May 26, 2024