When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
by aidangreen January 04, 2023
a word for weird people that either think someone they love is a peanut... or they're just weird and call people that like grandmas
thank u love peanut!
by Luphanduh Sheniqua August 25, 2010
I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back
by Fat Boy Marco March 02, 2022
by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023
This term is used to describe a woman who acts like she can keep a secret. When in reality she wants to tell everyone and stir the pot.
by Vick Duffy August 11, 2018
chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.
however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.
-erectile dysfunction
-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.
-erectile dysfunction
-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023
a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
by lol poggers man December 19, 2022