Italian Croquet

A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.

I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.

by Coonclashers November 27, 2018

Italian kiss

When you're about to kiss someone, but instead you lick their lips.

Brian: That bitch totally gave me an Italian kiss!
Stewie: hello, vro ❤️

by AnonyEx April 13, 2024

Italian Christmas

Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.

I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas

by SpaceZambonie November 11, 2020

Italian Shit

A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best

"Dude, Ranchero won't stop bragging about his pasta"
"I know he's such an Italian Shit"

by Clagus December 19, 2017

Italian backwash

The act of ejaculating on your partner and then getting some wet or dry pasta and smearing it with your penis

Vito said he's going to get Marcella an Italian Backwash

by Aydyn February 27, 2017

Italian fork

When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.

He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.

by Freezedry69 April 28, 2023

italian missionary

when you be doing missionary sex with sausages in yr butt

that italian missionary got my butt sore as hell

by Real facts 4 lyfe September 06, 2021