Deli leg ham

Deli Leg Ham,

a cheap and nasty girl with no class

Did you see James, he got himself some deli leg ham at the club last night

by Gary rhe September 23, 2019

bam bam in the ham

A phrase referring to sex.

“Did you have sex with him last night?”
“Yeah we did the bam bam in the ham.”

by graki November 13, 2020

Chill Your Hams

Verb:
Asking someone to calm down, especially when they are of large stature. The "hams" implied signify the large muscles.

Tod: "Hey, you filth, where did you hide my memes?"
You: "Woah, chill your hams, dude."

by Mr Jag October 2, 2016

expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

by edward worley? March 27, 2010

Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.

What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham

by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021

Cap'n Cu-Ham

A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.

Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?

Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.

by Gang Ginger May 31, 2011

Black Forest Ham

When her pussy lips are floppy and loose and look like some black forest ham.

When I had sex with her last night, she had black forest ham.

by that_one_nigga6969 March 11, 2021