Harvey High Five

Invented in Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada. A form of self-gratification whereby one's fist is inserted into one's rectum. Once fully inserted past the wrist one attempts to fully open the hand and extend all digits. When performed with a partner this is known as the Harvey Hand Grenade.

Due to an increase in medical expenses the Harvey High Five is now forbidden in all New Brunswick Prisons.

by Noisy as Dry Buggery October 5, 2010

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Five Speed Broom

The transportation device of choice of those who despise water and store eye of newt in jars under their pillows.

The new principal at school parked her five speed broom on the roof of her new office.

by ButterflyFlier October 18, 2010

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shfifty-five

The areolas -- nipples...usually on a female; often used to insult fat men with puffy nipples/large bitch tits that one needs a bra to hold back.

Damn, get your shfifity-five up out this mug. Fukin tipples bouncing all over the place!

by signaling_suicide_failures March 10, 2004

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Air Five

a high five given aross the room without touching. ("wi-five") Call for you to give a "high five" at the same time as some one across the room from and facing you. the five meets in the middle.

Lunchbox-"burnnnn!"
Am-"air five!"
*air five takes place*
Lunchbox-"wait for it....waiiiittt.. *air five meets*...YEA!

by Ambah! February 11, 2008

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ones and fives

What you say when somebody says something dumb and you have no comment. Also used to describe a stupid or BS situation.

The concept came from talking about taking a trip to Mexico and how anybody that brings any bills larger then a one or a five is dumb.

1) Heather: Midgets are good drivers.
Chris: Ones and fives.

2) Robert: Man that Government essay topic was crap.
Chris: Ones and fives.

by Another guy stuck in Lodi April 26, 2004

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