Evan

An Evan is someone who is hands down ‘someboy’. A gadgie who is top drawer in banter, council and helpful information. Lives on loads of beer, loads of beak and loads of birds. Ev can be said for short.

Bod: starving me like.
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!

by Evbuscus April 16, 2020

Christopher "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Christopher "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.

Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan

by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018

Evan sheeran

A absolute unit and known dangerous roadman

Bro that drilla is such an Evan sheeran

by A literal wagon June 24, 2021

evan malone

a fool a meat eater freak

oh shit ur an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

Julian evans

A camp maths teacher who likes to hand out oranges and over pronounce his words

Julian evans is such a great teacher

by totallygaymaddy March 8, 2021

Evan Atkins

A pimp ass broski whose ex is a bitch but he still tapped that

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021