dong fondeler

A person who touches men in weird ways.

Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler

by The Coffin Maker April 8, 2016

ding donged

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.

Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.

by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016

Doong Dong

A very stupid individual.

Whadda a Doong Dong!

by Blat Tat Tat! July 7, 2019

Dong

A water pipe (bong) made with a severed penis. You inhale through the urethra.

Yeah bro i packed the woods, one hitter, and the dong.

by yourstepsonsdad July 13, 2019

The Dong technique

The art of the dong. Known only to the most sophisticated of human beings. Of the highest order. Just reading this you question your existence for not knowing this art.

Man 1-Have you heard of The Dong Technique?
Man 2-What’s that?
Man 1-I see...

by TheManOfDong July 21, 2019

Ding dong

Showing or being dumb like Areli or the sound a doorbell makes

Areli stop being a ding dong

*rings doorbell* ding dong

by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 18, 2019

ring a ding dong

the best friendgroup in the entireeeeee world especially in qatar academy doha

the ring a ding dong showed at the party they r so coooooooolll they dinged my dong they r the most popular

by sparknotes November 27, 2019