DONG

abbreviation of "do online now guys"

"Hello Vsauce. Michael here, and I've got a dozen DONGs for you today."

by ted danson's feet March 22, 2022

ding dong

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my fucking ding dong what the fuck

by penis townsman September 2, 2022

Dong Flop

After sex when the dong is between flaccid and hard, still wet with vaginal secretions, the dong is slung across the female's face, making a "flop" sound.

I dong flopped Veronica right under her nose so she could smell it all day!

by AlienShoe July 10, 2018

zhao dong

A kind, smart, respectful, and handsome man. Very caring to his love ones, always help people in needs without hesitation. Hardworking and family oriented. Zhao dong is everyone's ideal man. In relationship, he is indeed a Green flag and love his partner purely. 💚

"Wow! so Handsome, who's that?"
"That's Zhao dong!"

by Aava July 18, 2022

Ding dong

The head of Year 7 2019 in st Leonard’s. She’s an absolute prick and everyone hates her and she loves putting people on report

Perisa: Ding dong I hate you

Ding dong: Report !!!!

by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019

dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong August 28, 2016

Ding dong destroyer

A bong (water pipe). Basingstoke rhyming slang for,

Where's the ding dong destroyer?

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003