Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point

Math Teacher: What is 1-1

Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024

Math

Math is something you learn in school to help you solve everyday things. Example" if you're at the store then you want to figure out how much money to pay for the item".

Mom i'm learning "math" at school

by Emmy🧋🍓 April 18, 2023

math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.

Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!

by Zappi November 17, 2016

Maths

the fucking shittiest subject ever

oh fuck we have maths again

by pheeeennnniiixxx September 16, 2019

Monster Math

Similar to "Monster Mash", Monster Math is the equivalent of doing a lot of math.

Dang bro, Eric just did the Monster Math by solving (8 + 26i + (15 * -1) = 8 + 26i - 15).

by ThumbThumbLover December 21, 2020

math

if this teacher says your her favorite she is lieing for making you do this

the math teacher is a communist

by anonymous September 22, 2020

math

the hardest and most complicated thing known in the observable universe

friend: i study math

some guy: you are ten times smarter than everyone on earth

by NotHecker#3231 May 20, 2023