Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.

“I had the best hot dog last night”

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”

by Hotdogz August 6, 2022

Dirty Tessa

When u gotta shove a cheesestick up ur butthole because lola and Chris stole your buttplug

Hey mom can we get some cheese at the store? I might have to do a dirty tessa…

by Poot69 March 13, 2023

rum toss

Symbolism. Create your own definition - be creative!

"Did you rum toss her bumy hole?"

by jjcewell August 29, 2023

Tostito Toss

The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot,

sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in Brad’s mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. He gave me the old Tostito toss.

by Bleeding disorder January 3, 2024

Mazel toss

When you’re congratulating your friend on giving/receiving a hand job

“I gave my first ever hand job today!”
“Oh wow! Mazel toss!”

by Hanbanan052791 January 13, 2024

Roof Toss

A game that involves throwing people off a roof. The bigger your splatter effect is the more points you get. You can also get points by tossing them into or in front of a moving car and other various object that make the landing more funny.

Hey jake lets go down to brooklyn and play a few rounds of roof toss.

by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024

to toss a cunt

That move your english teacher always does that makes you want to shoot up the class

Man, Miss shithead really tries to toss a cunt sometimes.

Jeez, Mr Fuckoff really tossed a cunt with this one

by Hahafunnyname November 29, 2023