Washington Technology Magnet School

A school that guarantees you to fail and too much wack dumb ass people. Has a special handshake you must do if not your gayy. The food ight but sometimes people steal yo seat which piss me off. If your waiting for a bathroom pass, just fucking go, teachers dont give a fuck who you even are. If you find those tiny ass toy babies around the school then get rid of it, cause their fucking cursed. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE A LONG ASS NAME???

Person1:Hey have you ever a school called Washington Technology Magnet School? Person2: The fuck you say to me?? Don’t ever say that name again ight??

by Invadders November 11, 2019

Loch Raven Technical Academy

A middle school located in Towson, Maryland. The majority of the students are black, and more females attend the school than males. It has four magnets, all of which take no talent to get into. Most of the teachers are annoying and fake, though if you don't piss them off they can be super tight with you. There are LITERALLY fights once a week at minimum. If you walk in the hallway while classes are in session, you will most likely see ghetto girls twerking and making music videos on their phones or dumb ass boys talking so incoherently that it is no longer english. Between classes, you'll always get bumped into in the halls by some weirdo doing the Naruto run or have someone try to break your ankles by cutting in front of you. The school has a few cliques: the weirdos who eat grass and pick their noses, the edgy teens who wear black lipstick, the nerds who dress up like furries and draw pictures of anime characters, the cocky boys who think they're cool because they made a good rebound in PE the class before, and the ghetto ass girls who snap at each other and have nails so long they could stab someone with them, and the norms who just wanna get their three years over with and leave. The school has a lot of fucked up flaws, but don't worry. If you're about to or currently attend LRTA, you'll learn how to survive in the school in no time and come out being the most street wise freshman. If you do it right, you'll make friends who will make your years at Loch Raven memorable.

Scenario 1:

Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"

Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."

Scenario 2:

Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."

by Melly_Jelly July 13, 2017

Techno Hippie

A term used for someone who likes the technology of 'their' present. but doesn't like the idea of consuming both 'lots of resources' and 'chemicals into their bodies'.

some one who believes both technology and nature can live in harmony, but also believe that people just need to give them both a chance.

"Let technology live on but lets use the knowledge of our ancestors to keep us going." this is often what a Techno Hippie would say.

by PrinceMjrn June 7, 2011

Techbro

An educated male lacking in social skills who also happens to work in tech.

Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.

Techbro: With this new Blorgasagorg 3000, people will easily be able to get around the city without a car!
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.

by E hates Q August 14, 2022

TECHSTEP

One of several styles of drum n bass. Also known as Dark or Deep. These sounds are are hard hitting mechanical drum sounds combined with evil futuristic beats. This style started in 1996 in London by artists such as Ed Rush & Optical,
Decoder,Future Cut, Tech Itch to name a few. Virusrecs and Renegade Hardware are the most signifigant labels of the genre.

"Man! "Ed Rush & Optical were spinning some evil ass TECHSTEP beats at the Concrete Jungle!"

by Jenny'sUncleSteven. March 17, 2005

Giro Technician

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!

What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Technoblade

The world's greatest Minecraft YouTuber, a pig with the world's hottest elbows, a bedwars win streak of 1400+, and currently a 5 week Minecraft Monday winner. He is the blood god, and a Sky Block god. He insults people by calling them nerds.

Me: Subscribe to Technoblade, he is a god.
Friend: How so?
Me: You want an example? *shows all of techno winning in Minecraft Monday*

by CMaguire19 September 9, 2019