like and subscribe 'spider' meme

this is most commonly used by clickbait youtubers. it is a means of scaring little children to make them want to like and subscribe.

a picture of a big spider is shown to you, and you are told to like and subscribe right now (sometimes you have to like and subscribe within the next 5 seconds, but it is usually right now) and if you dont comply, the spider shown in the picture will do one of the following:

be in your bed tonight

crawl on your face when youre sleeping

crawl in your mouth when your sleeping
etc

there wont actually be a spider in your bed, it is just a way of scaring little children. it doesnt hit as hard on older people who dont have arachnopohia

youtuber: like and subscribe in the next 5 seconds or this spider will crawl on you when youre sleeping (dont risk it)

me: guess im keeping some bug spray next to my bed tonight

little children (who are most likely to fall for the like and subscribe 'spider' meme): IM SUBBING RIGHT NOW!!!!

by AntichamberYellow September 23, 2023

waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.

I need to waterboard a spider

by floydtaylor September 25, 2023

soothing spider

When you on a dating APP and the guy compliments your hair and wanted to “stroke it soothingly like a spider trapped in your hair”

Hey Kat, you’re hair is beautiful, I’d like to soothing spider that

by 13wez September 30, 2023

Vagina spiders

invasive Spiders that dwell in the vagina

Yo, that bitch has Vagina spiders!!!

by Budgingjaguar72 October 3, 2023

Spider

Fuzzy Bois that jus need a little love (especially tarantulas).

Look, a very cute spider!

by Turtle hive mind November 25, 2021

adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022

Chesapeake Buzzard Spider

A manifestation of arachnophobia that involves sprinting in terror through a bamboo grove while you are being chucked at.

Man, those Chesapeake Buzzard Spiders really got a reaction! Those kids looked petrified.

by McSnack July 16, 2022