text social

When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.

Look at those losers over there with the spastic thumbs; must be have a text social with their other loser friends.

by Marty Green December 29, 2007

Social Status

a measure of how popular a person is, usually determined by their dress style, inner game, and skills with people

"That loser's social status is so poor not even a 300-pounder would bother!"

by LORD FIRION February 4, 2010

social ejaculation

To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.

Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.

by Martin Smiles April 26, 2010

Social Unicorn

A term used to describe someone who is extremely social. Similar to Social Butterfly, but takes it a step higher and has better relationships with way more people, such as Jado.

Michael : How many people are you talking to?
Jado : About 8.
Michael : Damn, you're a social unicorn.

by Senor rita October 21, 2010

socially active

A socially Active person is someone that engage with the affairs of the society and contribute to it.

I am socially active with the government activities and programs

by Nana Yaw Light December 26, 2015

social injustice

a completely mismatched couple where either the guy or girl is 2 points or more better looking than the other on a 10 point scale

Did you see that ugly ass dude with that Megan Fox look-a-like? That's the biggest social injustice I've ever seen.

by The Mort August 17, 2009

social vulture

A person who tries to invite themselves to an event, no matter how awkward, unwarranted, boring, or lame their attendance will be. If allowed to tag along, they will consume all joy or whimsy and render the carcass of the evening lifeless while they feast with bloody beaks, unaware of their intrusion.

Bob: What are you doing for dinner tonight?
Me: Meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis....
Bob: So, we should drive together?
Me: Bob, don't be a social vulture

by SteelWhiskers May 27, 2016