Epileptic Stingray

When you’ve had a couple of kids and your Labia swings from side to side (making a slapping sound) when you laugh

Pamela was so amused that her downstairs suffered from an Epileptic Stingray.

by Weller November 12, 2023

Epileptic Stingray

Long Labia that shakes vigorously.

Pamela laughed so much in the shower; that Stephen thought her lady bit’s looked like an Epileptic Stingray.

by Weller November 13, 2023

taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.

Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 20, 2023

fanta sizing

verb. to determine the size of your soda bottle

I was fanta sizing my coca cola bottle.

by femboythatscool March 25, 2024

Ging sting

When a man or woman uses the restroom standing while spinning usually releasing both bodily functions at once

“Omg my boyfriend just ran into the bathroom and ging stinged everywhere”

by Gingthesitng May 2, 2024

The Sidings

A local bar downtown. Serves some damn good beer if you know what its called. I'd say the name "The Sidings" is pretty catchy, even if it is a ruddy silly name for a pub.

Come on, let's get down to The Sidings for a drink!

by mrcomeng May 2, 2024

Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024