Lowkey Sick 

Is a term used to describe something that one probably shouldn’t agree with, find entertaining, interesting or cool. But they do.

Best used in a dark humour sense.

Hugh: “In the Philippines they hunt gays.”

Xbox1: “Hahaha, okay but that’s lowkey sick.”

Lowkey Sick by MasterGoatEgg April 28, 2022

Your abuse is sick 

Look at Tim Pool's bitch ass doing soft cover for Crowder. YOU DIDN'T EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO! You want to talk about "Do the people criticizing him even have relationship experience?" Nothing about that video requires relationship experience. It seems like a lot the public discourse revolves around finding an excuse to dismiss your opposition. "Willie" Brand gets a lot of that. Don't worry Tim. As the decider of what is or is not my business, I'll talk about it for you!

Hym "Oh no! Are they weaponizing something against him that they shouldn't be? OoOoOoOoH NO! Could it have been one bad outburst that shouldn't be taken seriously? Pfffft!!! Hahaha! Your abuse is sick Steven! See... The statement makes it seem like this is a recurring thing. I guess she wasn't worthy of more than half of your bank account. She should've be trying harder to be worthy of your fat cock! No- Waitwaitwait! I have a better one! *clears throat* EHEM! It looks like she found a 3rd option! It looks like 'discipline and respect' WEREN'T the only way out of it! Ahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Hohohohoho!"

Your abuse is sick by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

duck sick 

when a guy receives oral sex. (created by one drunk Mark P. while trying to say "dick sucked")

I'm going out with her tonight and I hope I get my duck sick.

duck sick by michael March 24, 2004

Dick Sick

When you are really fed up with boys.

Girl: A week ago my boyfriend broke up with me and the guy I like now rejected me yesterday. I am just so dick sick.

Dick Sick by bear nanor July 24, 2011

Love Sick 

Love Sick (see also Unrequited Love)...best friends of the opposite sex who have known each other for decades but never got their crap together at the same time to “be together”. They know literally everything about each other, and have hooked up over the years (not to be confused with “friends with bennies”). They are each other’s “person”.

Love Sick becomes “Love Sick” when one party (often the guy) suddenly realizes he totally fucked up and didn’t marry their “person”, but married “bat shit crazy” instead.

Despite both parties now able to be together, the Love Sick person will have an epically dumbass reason why he cannot (the bat shit crazy wife he divorced but she won’t move out).

Love Sick usually gets totally honest with bat shit crazy wife, who becomes obsessed with “the girl”, making life a living hell for Love Sick with constant fights.

Love Sick becomes OCD with unrelenting thoughts about his “person”, interfering with his ability to do his job. Refer to movie AIRPLANE. Can’t land a plane.

“Why did I get married? I’m so love sick for this chick, dude! I can’t get her out of my head! “

“She’s single. You’re DIVORCED but won’t leave your bat shit crazy EX WIFE! Get your shit together!”

Love Sick by wordexperienced January 12, 2019

Three Sick 

Its like too sick but better. Used when something is so awesome or incredible that too sick just won't do.

"Dude did you see that fight last night? It was too sick!"
"Yeah it was so sweet. It was more like three sick."

"So I pulled a crusty ryan last night. It was three sick."

Three Sick by miraclewhipt October 6, 2009

Chunky Sick 

Extension of the term "sick", meaning cool. If something is especially cool then it is not just sick, but "chunky sick".

Wow man those trainers are Chunky Sick...

Chunky Sick by Harry Ash May 5, 2011