shaken not stirred

Phrase used to diffrentiate between the act of shaking of the schlong (after urination) as compared to the act of masturbation. The phrase is best illustrated in the military when a drill sergeant barks at a recruit (who is urinating), "more than than three shakes is pleasure and that's not what you're here for.' The original phrase "shaken not stirred" has an obvious root in the James Bond movies, but also serves a different context. In this sense it is often used in contempt.

We were in a hurry, but Frank had to piss first. Damn, but he took forever in the mens room. Mike was getting pissed off and joked that maybe he was beating off. I finally stuck my head in the door and yelled, "LET'S GO! SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!"

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

Shaker

A shaker is a guy who shakes his penis (by wiggling it) around the girl's vagina to enhance her pleasure. Most of the time they do it when she orgasm/squirts. It is a good sexual stimulation and very pleasurable (even for the guy).

Matthew is such a shaker. He loves to shake his dick on the girl's pussy when she's cumming.

by avialae December 3, 2013

strawberry shake man

man who gives pleasure a hoe

bitch they call me the strawberry shake man so get to work.

by kiddloww November 10, 2007

Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.

1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009

Steak 'n Shake

An amazing place to get steak and milkshakes after you've just smoked a few bowls.

"Man, I have the best Saturday mornings ever when I wake and bake and then hit up my local Steak 'n Shake."

by Gold1e November 26, 2011

Shake and Bake

To smoke marijuana right after an earthquake.

In order rid oneself of the tension and anxiety that earthquakes bring about, it is recommended that a shake and bake is implemented.

-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.

by fmoralesf June 16, 2010

shake down the thunder from the sky

Line from Notre Dame's fight song that make no sense at all.

"Send a volley cheer on high, shake down the thunder from the sky"

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?!?!?!

by Proud Left Wing Extremist May 7, 2011