self-tackelazation

To tackle ones self.

I was running and became a victim of self-tackelazation.

self-tackelazation by wally1972 November 20, 2015

self priming pump 

When a girls pussy gets wet on its own. No oral needed.

I slept with this whore from the bar tonight. She had a self priming pump

self priming pump by CrazyEeeeee November 29, 2015

self slander 

Self - Slander = Defamation of character as stated by the first party . What you share to others about yourself can hurt your reputation .

I find it interesting that anytime I post self slander on Facebook it's delete option stops functioning .

self slander by SecretSecretary11 January 21, 2016

self-deficating humor 

When you laugh so hard you shit yourself.

John's self-deficating humor was so potent he cleared the room.

self-deficating humor by Skidmarkers March 30, 2016

Self satisfied 

To be over satified with your self

Jakie is so self satisfied all she dose is look in a mirror

Self satisfied by Unicornfusion July 31, 2016

Self Inviter 

A person that does one or both of these 2 things:

1) turns up at an event mainly a party without getting invited by the host(s).

2) Asks the host if they can come to an event,even though it's invite only and they weren't invited in the first place. *

* this puts the host in an awkward situation where they have to say 'yes'.

Person 1 : hey isn't that Toby over there. Did you invite him?

Host: yeah it is. I didn't ... Ffs

Self inviter: hey Sarah , heard about your party is it ok if I turn up?

Host: urm.... Sure I guess.

Self Inviter by Society_Sucks_ July 7, 2016

Self-Bedazzling 

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.

Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.

Self-Bedazzling by DarkIBL May 31, 2016