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Patch Head

Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.
Dude, have you seen Chris lately? Ever since he got patched, he's such a patch head.
by sluttymcgabin February 14, 2012
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Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.
by AgileSloth July 9, 2012
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Patchwork Panties

The extra crusty underwear of a hippie/wook (see def. wook) girl, never name-brand, sometimes homemade, sometimes not there at all.
She was so crunchy, she had patchwork panties.
by the troof March 13, 2013
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Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
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pitch eye

To keep a keen eye on, to watch very closely.
You better keep a pitch eye on him. He's inching toward the door.
by J'doe March 27, 2015
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pitched slapped

Omg She just pitched slapped me with her tonsils
by fuban June 19, 2015
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patch

a socially inept retarted sex pest who generally stumbles through life like a drunken wizard who has no magical powers and by definition only has one eye.

the majority of patches also known as brettz tend to display an odd fettish for the sexual act of leg kissing.

A patch will often be oblivious to rejection from any female companion and regardless of being an ugly one eyed muppet and will still mistakenly believe they are a real catch, when in reality most homo sapiens would rather catch ebola than a patch.

a Bretts natural habitat tends to be a smallwood suttonhill.
brett: i swear babe she was kissing and cuddling me she had white french knickers on ask aled
Leanne: shut up u liar you are talking mumbo jumbo, stop being sucha PATCH.
brett: ok sorry i must be mistaken maybe i blinked my one eye and got the wrong end of the stick
by Rusty Hill October 21, 2015
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