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by Russellsroughneck November 17, 2023
Get the Swamp puppy mug.Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexual in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.
Dani: I learned a new term in my human sexuality class.
Kandiss: What is that?
Dani: Puppy love.
Kandiss: Yeah, that’s the reason why I broke up with my boyfriend. He thought his basic to limited sex game was on point.
Kandiss: What is that?
Dani: Puppy love.
Kandiss: Yeah, that’s the reason why I broke up with my boyfriend. He thought his basic to limited sex game was on point.
by Starving Artist246 May 17, 2025
Get the Puppy Love mug.When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
Get the The Puppy Problem mug.When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.
by JonasTHEPickHELL July 13, 2017
Get the comfort puppy mug.A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!
by jordansmymans March 2, 2019
Get the Goofy Donut Puppy mug.That dude made sure he grabbed her and squeezed a few puppies out of her so she don't go nowhere ( with another dude )...
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