Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.
(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato
by anonymous17363 October 29, 2017
As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.
YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.
The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.
LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!
The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.
LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!
by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019
That Potato Thwonker’s destroying our crops!
by Marrionet1232 May 11, 2020
Literally the Dancing Potato is the lord and savior of the entire universe. There has never been anyone who ever disagreed with it and it will one day rule the entire universe in complete unity. Everyone loves and admires the dancing potato and any time the Dancing Potato is mentioned people instantly begin to pray and sacrifice each other to it. The amazingly majestic power of the Potato has also been known to start cults of first graders ;) tehehe oops
BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT
BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT
by TurtleNugget912 March 02, 2020
A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.
Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.
Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.
"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."
by PRAISE THE LAWD January 20, 2016
I’m walking down the street and I see somebody shoes and I will say to them your shoes are cool potatoes
by Ainsley potato May 24, 2021
Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.
by MyBigToe January 05, 2011