on the right side of horizontal

to still be alive as opposed to being dead

dude ' I'm still on the right side of horizontal so its going good

by surfmazer December 8, 2017

beneficial side effect

Faced with the global COVID-19 pandemic, hostilities between nations seem to have vanished.

We are all in it together, all human and vulnerable to the same degree. If there can be a beneficial side effect to a devastating pandemic, it may be this awareness.

by Monkey's Dad April 7, 2020

Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc

"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"

by sandycan January 7, 2012

3 fingers side

2 in the pussy, 1 in the ass

3 fingers side, pose in picture

by 2enlaqk1enelano December 7, 2022

Super Side Nigga

a nigga who can do everything better than your boyfriend but doesn’t want the title. He usually got A1 rizz, 11/10 dick, and makes you happier than your man most times

i pray she does that have a super side nigga😞

by Klkiyo December 30, 2022

buttered side down

A Youtube Chanel That Seem Like to be
Rip-off Howtobasic
but less an egg and more genius than howtobasic

Dude 1:dahm how to basic so disgusting
i hate his chanel so much
Dude 2: welp how about buttered side down?
Dude 1: What Is That?
Dude 2:Just Search This Cmon

by Colonelpancakes July 19, 2022

side piece police

Someone who is always involving themselves in another’s relationship and trying to report back their misconduct

Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business.

by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022