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Real Fake Newz

(1) When you can no longer tell the difference between real and fake Newz

(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.
Person A:

I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?

Person B:

What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.

Person A:

Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.

Person B:

Welcome to the real world.
by Jacques Gee February 22, 2017
mugGet the Real Fake Newzmug.

Real Country Dark

A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.
Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
by YAWA July 11, 2020
mugGet the Real Country Darkmug.

Get a real job!

An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).
Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"

Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."
by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016
mugGet the Get a real job!mug.

Fuhr Real

When someone says something so unbelievably obvious your only response to them can be a sarcastic, "FUHR REAL!"
"Bryan: Dude if there is one thing I know it's that michelle is michelle."

"Eric: FUHR REAL!"
by bpes February 2, 2009
mugGet the Fuhr Realmug.

REAL nigga

Alex Her.
Y’all looking for a REAL Nigga? Yeah it’s Alex Her.
by masterpimpbusta May 10, 2018
mugGet the REAL niggamug.

Real man

Jenny: OMG Chad has such a big cock
Jessy: he's a real man
by xXx_420Thotslaya69_xXx December 4, 2019
mugGet the Real manmug.

Real gamer

Someone who thinks they are a gamer, but ironically has barely if any sense of what a good game is.
"Man I love No Man Sky" said the real gamer.
by SnedgerIsAHoe April 17, 2019
mugGet the Real gamermug.

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