puppy treats

Sexual favours

Can I get some puppy treats

by Gez July 6, 2015

One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

Iowa hush puppy

The batter dipped and fried testicles of farm animals, considered a delicacy in farm country.

City Boy: I would never eat a bull testicle, but I do love an Iowa hush puppy.

by El Walkerama February 23, 2020

The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.

Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.

by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012

yes puppy

A person who does everything someone else tells them

In a guy it sound like they are either weak or whipped

Hey are you going to the movie tonight?

Do you want me to?

Face palm I asked you not myself stop being a yes puppy

by Cooliothecat December 20, 2013

hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.

Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.

by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015

Gush puppy

Gush puppy is when you get your prostate checked doggy style and his anal glands squirt everywhere

“Come hither”
“Oh man I just had a *gush puppy*”

by BishopRox123 January 16, 2021