piff beer

To poke a hole in the side of a can of cheap beer and "shot gun it"

"Yo dudes, do you want to piff beers?"

by ally and jess October 21, 2007

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beer math

When alcohol is bought at the store for a group of people by one person and there is a dispute over how much change should be returned. The receipt is then presented and the group does the beer math to determine the correct change to be given back.

Josh: Dude, where is my change at?

Adam: There is none. I used all the money you gave me.

Josh: There is no way a case of beer cost 20 bucks.

Michael: Guess we have to get the receipt out and do the beer math.

by Denton is for Pimpin March 01, 2010

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Danger Beer

After an evening of moderate drinking, Danger Beer is the beer that puts you over the edge to fully drunk and doubles the resultant hangover. You know you shouldn't have it but you can't resist one last beer before the night is over.

"Sorry I'm late, ended up having Danger Beer last night and couldn't find my pants this morning"

by dr ben September 04, 2011

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Beer:45

Beer:45 is when the clock runs past Beer:30 and you're still at work, dying of thirst.

RING RING-Hello? "Hey guy its beer:30 meet us at the bar!" No its Beer:45 for me bro the bossman made me work late. "Oh man that's balls."

by Don Keydick03 January 15, 2010

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Beer muscles

When you get so drunk that you start to think you can fight anything in your path.

Chick 1: I think you've had too much to drink.
Chick 2: What makes you think that ?
Chick 1: Cause you just tried to punch a telephone pole. You are getting beer muscles.

by Meanchick0876 January 19, 2011

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