Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.
Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?
Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!
Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!
by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021
Get the John Stonesmug. by boiled4 March 4, 2023
Get the john thinmug. A danish fictional character, featuring in a children's show with the same name.
He is known for having a very long and thin penis, which is also important for the plot of the show.
He is known for having a very long and thin penis, which is also important for the plot of the show.
by JohnDillermand>Sweden May 18, 2021
Get the john dillermandmug. by Aaron Girn August 29, 2020
Get the John Pullenmug. by Kroaknos Shakelin July 27, 2016
Get the John Cenaficationmug. John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.
by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022
Get the John Barilalomug. A boy that gets more girls then his dad and he is VERY attractive and he is my son so treat him nice ok and he is thiccc🍑
by Thatwavyboi May 18, 2020
Get the John Pablomug.