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Poo Job

A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.
Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.
by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010
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Tube Job

The act of giving one a blow job through a snorkel. It also commonly involves the wearing of scuba gear.
Chase: Man, that hooker last night gave me a tube job, snorkel and all.

Thornton: Word?

Chase: Yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.
by SirLogik June 3, 2011
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HGTV job

a superficial, hastily done do-it-yourself job with rather poor results
Susan: Have you put your house on the market yet?
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.
by shallacked September 16, 2012
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rainblow job

The word Disney uses for "blowjob."
Prince Charming: I sure could use a blowjob.

CANCELED

Prince Charming: I sure could use a rainblow job.

ACCEPTABLE
by Your_Favorite_Pseudonym September 21, 2011
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blol job

Laughing out loud during oral sex as a result of your partner's shortcomings.
I tried to send u a pic of this guy's dick last night but I don't have a zoom button. I ended up giving him a blol job.
by jenoduh May 7, 2009
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Bra Job

When a girl can't a boob job, so she stuffs her bra instead to make it appear that she got a boob job
Girl 1, hey, look at Britney over there did she get a boob job?

Girl 2, No girl you know she can't afford, she got a bra job!
by Unfamous3000 March 25, 2010
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rim job

where sick fucks think it feels good to get there asshole licked. personally i think its fucking sick.
Tyler: want to know what is really sick Dickie gave Ian a rim job.

Luke: Dude thats sick ugh there fucking sick!
by k5l21 February 26, 2009
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