A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.
by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010
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Chase: Man, that hooker last night gave me a tube job, snorkel and all.
Thornton: Word?
Chase: Yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.
Thornton: Word?
Chase: Yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.
by SirLogik June 3, 2011
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Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.
by shallacked September 16, 2012
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Prince Charming: I sure could use a rainblow job.
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by Your_Favorite_Pseudonym September 21, 2011
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by jenoduh May 7, 2009
Get the blol job mug.When a girl can't a boob job, so she stuffs her bra instead to make it appear that she got a boob job
Girl 1, hey, look at Britney over there did she get a boob job?
Girl 2, No girl you know she can't afford, she got a bra job!
Girl 2, No girl you know she can't afford, she got a bra job!
by Unfamous3000 March 25, 2010
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Tyler: want to know what is really sick Dickie gave Ian a rim job.
Luke: Dude thats sick ugh there fucking sick!
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by k5l21 February 26, 2009
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