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Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.

Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.

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Jesus Christ is Jesus

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Jesus

the Son of God and the Second Person of the Holy Trinity. Christians believe that through his crucifixion and subsequent resurrection, God offered humans salvation and eternal life.

Jesus is the Savior of the world> John 3:16

by Ashiepatasharoni October 29, 2019

Jesus

The head of Christianity. He is also somebody a lot of people fucking need.

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The greatest of all time. Literally God.

Tim: Jesus died for my sins, I love that guy.
Karl: Yeah, me too, thanks Jesus.

by Jiggywithit455 June 13, 2022

Jesus

He is your next door neighbour, your 16th cousin, and the Christian Lord and savior.

Christian: "Did you know Jesus loves you?"
Jose: "Really? Jesus, cousin, do you love me?"
Jesus: "No, I hate you."

Atheist: "I don't believe in God.
Christian: Jesus hates you. You're going to Hell when you die.

by NickerASnicker May 31, 2018