Minecraft

The act of digging in a woman's vagina and crafting a child

You: Holy shit man, i just used the Minecraft technique today, shit was crazy

Your friend: Damn, seriously? Wish i got as many bitches as you dawg..

You: Why get bitches when you can become the bitch?

Your friend: You're telling me i should get Minecrafted?

You: Hell yeah

by LilRapNameHere23 June 6, 2022

Minecraft

Minecraft is basically a cool game filled with squares. Let me guess, you watch Dream SMP.

“So you playing Minecraft?”
“...”

“I like ya cut g”
*eternal screaming*

by Arctis January 31, 2021

Minecraft

The best game of all time!

Minecraft rocks!

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious April 10, 2022

Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper

"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price

by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

Minecraft

A fun game where you can create, fight creepers, and kill yourself with TNT.

Steve: Kill that creeper!
Alex: Why?
Steve: Because...
Steve: Where in Minecraft!

Creeper: *explodes*

by MCPE Gaming July 14, 2018

minecraft

the greatest fucking game in the world

Reymond: Yo minecraft is sick man!
Jay: yeah bro this is the best game ever fuck those fortnite scrubs

by Thot_Slayer69420 October 15, 2019

Minecraft

The best game better than fortnite

Fortnite bad Minecraft good

by John thicc July 29, 2019