Meat Curtains

Enlarged, droopy inner cunt lips that have the tendency to hang way outside the region of comfort and caused malfunctions during insertion of cocks, fingers, tongues, toys, and other miscellaneous products.

We tried to have a quicky, but her meat curtains kepting getting in the way.

Meat Curtains by Pink Jelly Bean November 17, 2004

meat cookie 

A very dense, foul bowel movement.

After eating Taco Bell, Shana baked up a mean batch of meat cookies.

meat cookie by Uhlyssah February 26, 2008

meat peeker 

That guy using the urinal next to you staring at your junk

My pee-shyness went into overdrive when I noticed I was urinating next to a meat peeker.

meat peeker by Totzmastacrunch December 6, 2009

meat grinder teeth 

when a woman's teeth are so messed up that if she gave you oral sex, your penis would come out looking like ground meat!

why would you put your dick in april's mouth? she has meat grinder teeth! your junks gonna come out looking like hamburger meat!

meat grinder teeth by metzli April 28, 2010

Meat Furnace 

A term used to properly describe a vagina when feeling hot and wild.

Oh man I can't wait to put my hot Italian sausage inside your meat furnace.

Meat Furnace by megkatcailivash October 13, 2010

meat dick 

The opposite of whiskey dick, resulting from the consumption of excessive amounts of various meats and the excitement and adrenaline that go along with the primal urge to slather one's face in dead animal. Meat dick erections often last more than 4 hours.

That pastrami sandwich gave me massive meat dick

meat dick by eluminaught January 4, 2011

meat scarf 

When one's chin simultaneously connects to their neck causing one big flab of skin with no definition between the two.
aka: chin to neck disease

I lost my candy in the folds of my meat scarf.

meat scarf by Oh wise Chica June 2, 2011