Maria 

Maria is the most beautiful, gorgeous, charming person I know.

She can go from cute to hot in a matter of seconds.

She is smart, spontaneous and honest and always tries to understand the other person's point of view.
Her sense of humour is nerdy and intelligent, it'll make you laugh for five minutes straight.
If you are dating a Maria, remember to always tell her these things, she tends to forget how crazily in love you are with her.

Oh, I'm so happy to have a Maria in my life!

Maria by juventudezonica May 14, 2020

Mariflor 

Is inteligent, gorgeous, pretty woman, almost the best sister you can have. She likes animals, and the most important, she’s always to help you at any time, in the good and bad moments.

Mariflor youre the best sister from another mother i’ve ever had :))

Mariflor by doowniee June 8, 2020

Maria 

The definition of perfection

- I have a perfect girlfriend

-Is her name Maria?

Maria by The_truth_brought_to_you_by December 15, 2020

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks 

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

marinette 

just a friend

marinette? oh she cant possibly love me- shes just a friend who loves fashion!

marinette by kitty kibble April 26, 2021

Mariss 

Mariss is a very nice and sweet boy, he enjoys to talk to girls and being an attractive young man. He is known for big pp and pumping iron in the gym, all the girls love Mariss.

Look at that Mariss he definitely got a big cock

Mariss by Pussydetroyer69420 November 23, 2021

Marian High School 

A literal day care that gives its students days off because it’s too sunny outside

Prep guy 1: Did u hear about Marian High School’s sunshine day they had off
Prep guy 2: Wow that’s stupid. Mercy is better

Marian High School by prepguy49 April 20, 2022