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Licking The Lemon 

When You Give Oral Sex To A Female Who's Vagina Tastes Nasty & You Get The Face Of Eating A Lemon

you’re a lemon 

Lame+ Funny = Lemon

When someone is lame af but also funny
A: *random lame funny joke*
B= Hahah you’re a LEMON
you’re a lemon by Wafash May 25, 2018

fragile lemon 

a weak, squishy, sensitive lemon often owned by those who are offended quickly. Fragile lemons are easy to peel.
Hey, you're a lick!
Hey stop! That hurts my feelings! I have a fragile lemon!

sinking lemon 

See the lemonade. The more dangerous of the two parts of the lemonade. This member is slightly submerged under the floating lemon while performing intercourse.
Why don't you try being the sinking lemon this time. I'm a little overwhelmed from last time.
sinking lemon by JokeWing January 13, 2018

Savannah Lemon 

someone: “yo wassup sava-“
savannah lemon: “HDMXJXKSKMDFMIXSKKAA LMAAAOOOO STFU”
Savannah Lemon by Nothin But Fax October 16, 2020

Squeezed lemon 

An object that is missing the most important part.
"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"
Squeezed lemon by J3ll-y October 31, 2020