"Our daughter is so brave, she has cancer and is still able to post her own facebook status."
"God with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer."
"Man your taking Ishmael's Law too seriously."
"God with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer."
"Man your taking Ishmael's Law too seriously."
by Just let me do this October 19, 2014
Get the Ishmael's Lawmug. When you are talking to somebody about your sister in law's boyfriend and not wanting to include him as part of the family.
by I-HATE-MINE October 20, 2010
Get the Boyfriend-in-lawmug. When you bring something up with your friend and then coax them into wanting to hear it, but then they say never mind.
The Intergalactic Law states they must now tell you what they brought up under any circumstances.
The Intergalactic Law states they must now tell you what they brought up under any circumstances.
Jimmy: Dude did you hear what happened at the party last night? But you can't tell anyone!
John: I won't!
Jimmy: Actually nevermind, can't tell you.
John: You have to now! Its The Intergalactic law!
John: I won't!
Jimmy: Actually nevermind, can't tell you.
John: You have to now! Its The Intergalactic law!
by Kwin! January 13, 2015
Get the The Intergalactic Lawmug. The girl you practically have a relationship with in an emotional level; but without the ability to kiss, or perform any sexual acts, due to ill circumstances or she's taken.
Friend: Sup dude where are you off to?
Me: I'm off downtown to see my girlfriend in law. I promised I'd take her out for a beer and then maybe some cuddling on the beach at night.
Friend: Haha good times but, you guys are just kidding yourselves. Get together and be done with it.
Me: Dude you know she has a boyfriend.
Me: I'm off downtown to see my girlfriend in law. I promised I'd take her out for a beer and then maybe some cuddling on the beach at night.
Friend: Haha good times but, you guys are just kidding yourselves. Get together and be done with it.
Me: Dude you know she has a boyfriend.
by 1stOfJuly July 22, 2013
Get the Girlfriend in Lawmug. Are you or are you not bigger that it?
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.
"This yogurt expired a couple days ago, should I still eat it?"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"
"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"
"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"
by Analog Lover October 29, 2009
Get the Geiger's Lawmug. Elsie Laws is a Year 7 Schoolgirl who is a Kind and honest friend who is always caring towards others.
She is known to be quite knowledgable and unique.
If you have an Elsie Lawes, you should be proud.
She is known to be quite knowledgable and unique.
If you have an Elsie Lawes, you should be proud.
Son: Dad, Who is Elsie Lawes?
Dad: She is a loving person to be around.
Son: why didn't you marry her then?
Dad: You're still getting disowned.
Dad: She is a loving person to be around.
Son: why didn't you marry her then?
Dad: You're still getting disowned.
by Skeppy_Apple January 19, 2020
Get the Elsie Lawesmug. The Law which involves the 10 Point Scale. It simply states that the number which you would be blow into a breathalyzer (say, 0.08) during a night of drinking will directly influence the numerical value you can add to a woman's score.
For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.
For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.
"Dude who the fuck did you go home with last night?"
"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."
"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"
"Indeed."
"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."
"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"
"Indeed."
by Derik September 12, 2005
Get the Selma's Lawmug.