cum laden

Cum laden - heavily loaded or weighed down with a sack full of jizz.

Dude, I was so cum laden last night before I fucked Sophia. I haven't ejaculated in over a week and hosed that bitch down in a gallon of jizz.

by de-pube March 22, 2026

Cum Ladder

The process of cumming onto your hand in such a way that you ejaculate two parallel strings of jizz across your fingers, resembling a ladder. This may occur during masturbation.

I jizzed a perfect cum ladder across my fingers last night.

by Trans Lotad February 19, 2025

cum laden

heavily loaded or weighed down.

My balls were cum laden after 3 weeks of abstinence.

by de-pube August 20, 2025

bin laden it

to lay low after a questionable sex act.

BA had to bin laden it after he came in that girl from the halfway house. its been three months and she's still looking for him. apparently he forgot to use a condom.

by Rocheman4280 September 24, 2025

Ol Bin laden

When you blow a huge load of semen into a girl's eye, giving her a black eye.

Oh, I gave her the Ol Bin Laden last night!

by Jaytbar1127 May 26, 2011

Gang bang ladder

When a whole fuckton of people continuously climb each other so they can fuck one person.

Everybody knows an orgy isn't great until the gang bang ladder starts.

by charliep427 October 17, 2016

Patrick Birdy Lade

He is a hot economics teacher with short brown hair and brown eyes, he's secretly a bird.

Damn, he's such a Patrick Birdy Lade he looks exactly like the pigeon I've lost.

Why does he look like a bird?
Because he is one. He is BADBIRD always there for the rescue.

by birdlover1131070720022002 February 3, 2017