Karen

A woman with a bob hair cut wishing to speak to your manager no matter what you did right or wrong. Also drives a SUV to and from her kids soccer practice and games. Doesn't believe in vaccines because she read an article on Facebook saying they cause autism. Apparently the word Karen is just as bad as the N word. Didn't see that coming.

"So Karen how did the doctors appointment go?" Karen- "You wouldn't believe what they told me! Kyle needs a Polio shot in order to go to school! I refused to let him get it and ask to speak to their manager."

by TragicBeginnings May 7, 2020

Karen Throat

Karen Throat is when your throat is sore from sucking a coaches cock but your kid is still not getting enough playing time.

I have Karen Throat and my kid is sitting on the G-Dam bench.

by Dank Chamois September 19, 2020

Karened out

When someone turns into a Karen

She just Karened out of nowhere

by Blackfame March 9, 2021

dusty karen

The act of putting on tight yoga pants that have a minimum of a six inch skid mark then sticking your arms in each pant leg while attempting to chew through the pants at the location of the skid mark while screening Annie you ok you ok you ok Annie. Then getting knocked unconscious by a 50lb bag of flour moving at a speed of over 60 mph

She didn’t do her assignment right so the teacher gave her the dusty Karen

by Cameron Arnold December 4, 2020

Karen

Will divorce you after 20-year long marriage

Karen no not the kids!

by asdfasdfqwerqwer January 29, 2019

Karen

An overly entitled white woman. Typically blonde hair with blue eyes. Karen inserts herself into other people’s business demanding attention and looking to play the victim. Beware Karen will call the police on you even if she is at fault.

In todays news a Karen called the police on neighborhood kids lemonade stand claiming they would not show her their vender’s license.

by The called me tru February 6, 2024

karen

the one mom with the son who works at a fast-food joint and she has a perfect bob with a swooped fricking bang and he sucks at his job so every time he does something wrong she zooms her lincoln navigator to the del taco that her son works at and lowkey screams in the most high pitch voice "CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER?!?!"

*son does something awfully*

Karen:*Zooms in her lincoln navigator to del taco*

Also karen: CaN i SpEak To YoUr MaNAgER

by lil pickle bro August 4, 2019