A mystical jumbo load full of hot sticky dick gravy. (The only human load that has ever been described as unicorn juice worthy is the mass quantity OF YOGURT SLING that adult film star Peter North generates.)
If Jennifer Anniston sucked my meat she would get a cream geyser down her throat that would compare to the coveted and evasive "Unicorn Juice".
by JUICED UNICORN February 23, 2015
To have your period
My girlfriend's such a dick when she's spilling the juice
Wtf is on your shirt? It looks like your mom just finished spillng the juice all over you.
Wtf is on your shirt? It looks like your mom just finished spillng the juice all over you.
by Hillbillypussy May 11, 2011
To have one's period
Spilling the juice:
You can tell that girl's spilling her juice. She's being such a bitch.
Damn! That dog just spilled its juice all over the carpet.
You can tell that girl's spilling her juice. She's being such a bitch.
Damn! That dog just spilled its juice all over the carpet.
by periodfuntimes April 19, 2011
Favorite adult beverage of choice that gets you really drunk and makes the wild story a bit more loco. This can be beer, wine, or usually straight alcohol. Typically good “story juice” is Tequila, Vodka, Everclear or something 70proof+. Originated in San Diego after a few to many Mexico trips.
Last night the story juice got the best of me and I took the grenade home. OR Eric had a bit to much of the story juice and threw up all over himself, now he is the story.
by SD Kurtis December 20, 2006
strength juice is basically any type of juice or drink that gives you energy...just like when you drink beer and you get beer muscles to start a bar fight...
like orange juice, red bull, coffee, 5 hour energy drink, snapple, protein shakes,
like orange juice, red bull, coffee, 5 hour energy drink, snapple, protein shakes,
by blthrskt April 25, 2009
Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."
by Anonymoose January 22, 2015
1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole
1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.
by Joshua Y. April 13, 2005