minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

Minecraft

A gateway to everything.

Person 1: Whats Minecraft?
Person 2: A gateway to everything.

by CharedWood March 8, 2023

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

Minecraft yourself

A friendly way to tell someone to “kys”

J: You’re so bad at this game dude holy shit
T: PLEASE minecraft yourself

by Indytile January 18, 2023

Minecraft

The best fucking game in the world fuck you all play Minecraft. I <3 Minecraft it is god

Kid: I play Minecraft
Teacher: A Plus
Kid: Fuck Yeah

by Satans Daddy February 21, 2019

Minecraft

A block game.

no minecraft

by anonymous October 20, 2021

Minecraft

Where boys become men

Little Jimmy :"Alright guys its Minecraft time!"

*turns into Lil Jim*

by CODgamergirl September 6, 2019