Minecraft

A game played by the gods

I'm playing Minecraft leave me alone

by Puppyface79 May 25, 2019

Minecraft

funny block game

I was playing Minecraft for 12 hours

by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022

Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)

Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!

by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025

Minecraft

This is a video game that was very popular when it first came out. After a year or two, it became disliked for some random reason. When it was 2019, it has become the most popular video game with CS:GO behind in second place.

I love playing Minecraft!

by food_pleas January 28, 2020

Minecraft

Hard anal sex using shit water as a loobricant. Then putting a wrench in a hamsters mouth as you proceed to molest it's ass with hot sauce. Then you sperm on bread and feed it to your dog as a treat after giving it a blow job. Usally last 2 days of nonstop gorilla ass fucking.

I did Minecraft for 2 days in a row.

by Brosnice23gta5 November 14, 2022

Minecraft

a good game

I like minecraft

by meisdumb April 19, 2022

minecrafter

a person who plays Minecraft as much as they can and/or makes videos about it as well.

"I am a minecrafter"

by deadlie November 8, 2022