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craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
mugGet the craigs-hookmug.

sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend
yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.
mugGet the sandy hookmug.

jay hook

Hey Tania my boyfriend just told me he has a slight jay hook...it does the job!
by Dntwrry3 September 16, 2013
mugGet the jay hookmug.

Grappling Hook

When a guy with a skinny dick has to wrap the condom around his balls in order for it to stay in
Boy 1: how do I put this condom on?
Boy 2: you gotta grappling hook it
by Rbrowne February 17, 2022
mugGet the Grappling Hookmug.

sugar hook

An unorthodox and uncoordinated punching style which is usually highly ineffective
jim threw a sugar hook and ended up being dropped by a stiff jab
by Uce why so unluggy November 3, 2015
mugGet the sugar hookmug.

hooke date

Used to describe a hook up date.
Casper: Do you want to go on a hooke date?
Tina: No, I'm not trying to hoe around.
by MethheadTina February 10, 2018
mugGet the hooke datemug.

Blowfish On A Hook

The act of gripping one’s mouth with two fingers(the hook) while sticking your tongue out while blowing through the vagina(the blowfish) while sticking a thumb in the butt
John was so hot he hit me with the blowfish on a hook and I squirted all over
by DB’s April 15, 2025
mugGet the Blowfish On A Hookmug.

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