When a hipster has to run to the bathroom to take a big ole duce. The one thing that makes it a hipster poop is that the pooper has to be listening to indie/non-mainstream alternative rock while pooping.
hipster 1- Hey man, Iv'e gotta take a dump.
hipster 2- Put you're headphones in and make it a hipster poop!
hipster 2- Put you're headphones in and make it a hipster poop!
by thatoneguy2938 December 28, 2011
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Scientists have researched the case and discovered that they had emerged from a pile of horse faeces in the depths of filth in every country. Complete and utter waste matter, bacteria, water, all discharged from the bowel and finally through the anus, the Hipster was born. And through time, the compulsion and poison of pop culture had fed it, and it grew a long, grimy blonde mane with pink or purple tips, revoltingly thin bone limbs, a pea-sized brain and buckets full of money to sustain it with necessities: Vans, studded high-waist shorts, revealing tops, coke cans, $1000 cameras, Apple products, and many more.
These creatures can be found in shopping centres or malls. However, their natural habitat exists on the internet. It is a forest, filled with vibrant, colourful, and hideous pictures. It truly is a strange place. It's called, "Tumblr". Here, the Hipster is free the roam the mountains of sentimental and what they think to be truly inspiring quotes, more often from novels that they have never cared to read (if they know how to read, that it is). It is also a place where they thrive in giving personal “advice” to helpless 80 year old anonymous’, or they simply send messages to themselves, such as: “Your beautiful babe”. Hipsters are creatures of vanity and conceited values, they tend to fish for compliments, and if those needs are not met, then they have a tendency to feed themselves that extra boost of arrogance.
These creatures can be found in shopping centres or malls. However, their natural habitat exists on the internet. It is a forest, filled with vibrant, colourful, and hideous pictures. It truly is a strange place. It's called, "Tumblr". Here, the Hipster is free the roam the mountains of sentimental and what they think to be truly inspiring quotes, more often from novels that they have never cared to read (if they know how to read, that it is). It is also a place where they thrive in giving personal “advice” to helpless 80 year old anonymous’, or they simply send messages to themselves, such as: “Your beautiful babe”. Hipsters are creatures of vanity and conceited values, they tend to fish for compliments, and if those needs are not met, then they have a tendency to feed themselves that extra boost of arrogance.
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Get the Hipsterific mug.CAR HIPSTER... noun.... a person who owns a japanese car, dreams of going to japan. a car hipster usually owns a DSL-R camera (or atleast 3 of his friends do) and often takes "artistic photos" of his car. said car hipster may also engage in japan ass-sucking events such as JDMST monthly meets held at chinese owned and staffed "japanese" pubs in their failed cities in america and australia.
justin: hey guys see that new fixie store in sydney westfield? i went and taken photos of the shop on my friends DSL-R.
person 2: which friend? dont all your friends own DSL-Rs to take photos of their cars with.... you are all total car hipsters, worse than normal hipsters... elitist faggots.
person 2: which friend? dont all your friends own DSL-Rs to take photos of their cars with.... you are all total car hipsters, worse than normal hipsters... elitist faggots.
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Get the Metro Hipster mug.BILLY: Hey Susie, what you wearing to the Black Keys concert?
SUSIE: Prob just jeans and my hipster tuxedo.
BILLY: Hipster tuxedo?
SUSIE: Yeah, my black high-top Convos, you fool.
BILLY: Right! I guess I am wearing my hipster tuxedo too!
SUSIE: Prob just jeans and my hipster tuxedo.
BILLY: Hipster tuxedo?
SUSIE: Yeah, my black high-top Convos, you fool.
BILLY: Right! I guess I am wearing my hipster tuxedo too!
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