hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops October 24, 2011

Hasselhoff Hair

The hairs on Blake's beautiful head. Luscious locks. Just enough to twist with your fingers and make him relaxed. It definitely looks like Hasselhoff hair.

You don't need a haircut. You have Hasselhoff hair.

by VindictiveAngel February 5, 2023

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

public hair

A rather unfortunate misspelling of pubic hair; that nasty-ass hair that grows in your crotch.

♬ "I'm not ashamed if my public hair" ♬

by Telephony2 August 9, 2023

hair juice

Tiny beads of perspiration that dangle off the ends of a sweaty man's chest hair.

I borrowed my friend's hoodie and he immediately complained, "Dude, now it's got hair juice all over it!"

by Freddy Freshlegs August 21, 2023

flair hair

Any person of a liberal bent who dyes their hair any unnatural fluorescent color, especially pink, purple or green and who exhibits hostile outbursts and general hatefulness toward anyone with a differing opinion, exhibits bouts of uncontrollable screaming and instability. Although rarely life-threatening, RUN!

Today, I saw a flair hair freak the fuck out at a dude for not wearing a mask.

by Mo Sol October 5, 2023

Snape Hair

Someone with incredibly greasy hair, relating to the professor of Hogwarts in J.K. Rowling's Book series, Harry Potter

"Oh dang. that kid has some major Snape Hair"

by nevillelongbottomsimp December 1, 2020