reverse goon

A typical "goon" though it is a backhand version. You grab it like a gear shift and pretend you're in a game of NASCAR and in the home stretch of winning. It is a magical time, though you need to squeeze your chestnuts while backhanding to fully feel the motor humming down in the wind.

Yo gang, my girl hit me with the reverse goon and I thought I went to the netherworld.

by D_rizzle101 December 11, 2024

Goon Grizzle

ogre slanf for cum

yummy Goon Grizzle in my mouth

by penis rrrrrrr October 30, 2021

gooning

A slang term for "masturbating"

After a long day, sometimes you just need a little gooning time to unwind—no shame in that!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Goon

I term used to identify weird looking African women with no social skills
Or a way to cat call humans with big assets

“Hey man look at that goon on the corner”

“She’s gotta be a goon”

by Starfishmama December 7, 2023

Holy Goon

Holy Goon is used to describe either a mass amount of pure goon energy or if you have nothing else to say.

“did you see the new sabrina carpenter insta photos” “holy goon lil bro”

by LamblessGod November 1, 2025

Goon Hunter

A cunning individual who shamelessly utilizes unrelated photos of themselves in conversations with the covert intention of luring unsuspecting victims into following or subscribing to their OnlyFans or other adult-oriented content.

Person: "Dude, I just got my ass handed to me in that brawl..."

Goon Hunter: "You should not get in a fight you can not handle."
(Attaches a cheeky photo of their ass)

Person: "Haha, you're such a goon hunter!"

by vrfoxgirllul February 7, 2024

Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or nominated by the va'ad

"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"

by HaGoon March 28, 2023