Jamacian fruit basket 

When one sticks fruit up a woman's vagina and proceeds to have anal intercourse with her

Dude 1: dude what are the bananas for?
Dude 2: I'm gonna give my girlfriend a jamacian fruit basket!
Dude 1:dude!!!!
Dude 2: I know!!!!

Jamacian fruit basket by The magiction March 21, 2012

Tossed Fruit Salad 

The sexual act in which one preforms tossing salad on a femboy ,sissyboy, ladyboy or crossdresser

that femboy wanted a tossed fruit salad lol!

Tossed Fruit Salad by bunnychanX3 December 12, 2012

looping my fruit 

Causing one great confusion or bafflement

What that girl just said was completely looping my fruit

looping my fruit by Freddie Bobeddie May 16, 2007

Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl 

n., A personality type; one who is small or otherwise unobtrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.

Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.

All his life, Mikey B. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. He cranked his techno albums to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents' wealthy neighborhood. He once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of Young Republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).

Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.

Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 11, 2007

Forbidden Fruit

(n): The product of a difficult and dangerous sexual process, in which two fingers are sounded and inserted into the vas deferen openings, then carefully retracted out of the penis, pulling the testicles out of the body through the urethral opening. This act creates a fragile object composed to the two testicles, hanging by the the vas deferens out of the penis, known as the forbidden fruit. The forbidden fruit can easily be yanked off by accident, making it a delicacy.

Effectively a prolapse of the testicles.

After a long, painful struggle and many years of conditioning, Adam and Eve finally blossomed the forbidden fruit, only for Eve to yank it from her partner and cause the fall of man.

Forbidden Fruit by Mr__P January 24, 2012

smash fruit 

a term fouding in mtl that means to have sex.

It's not that hard to figure out.

-Yo are you gonna get mangled and smash fruit with someone at temple tonight?

- Yeah you know it! I haven't smashed some fruit in like 2 months and I'm tryin get some.

smash fruit by ultimate smasher June 22, 2009

pubic fruit 

General slang term, normally acceptable for PG-13 audiences. Used in mixed company over other preferred terms like: ass hat, cock knocker or bitch weasel. Synonymous with douchebag or doucher.

Steve: Dude, I just waited in line for 8 days like a hobo at the soup kitchen just so I could get this new iPad 8!
Not Steve: Dude, you're such a pubic fruit.

or

Dude 1: Man, why'd you drag me along to your cousins graduation, it's all jail bait here.
Dude 2: You're captain of the Pubic Fruit Brigade.

pubic fruit by Not Steve yo! August 19, 2012