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forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
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Forced

obtained or imposed by coercion or physical power and or forcefully saying words to be in a conversation.
Anthony:He is top 5 of all time
Me:You forced it.
by PoloGTop5 April 12, 2022
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Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.
I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.
by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025
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Fox force seven

An all female gang consisting of members with different skill sets.
She was in an all female gang called Fox force seven, so that none of the other gang members would suspect she was a rabbit in a den of foxes.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
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more Zeros than the Japanese Air Force

Describing a number as being especially large. The Zeros are a reference to the Mitsubishi A6M Zero, a fighter that was in use from 1940 to 1945 by the Japanese Air Force.
Do you know how much Bill's earning? More Zeros than the Japanese Air Force on that guy's check!
by cypress_valley October 31, 2021
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Star Force

Star Force ; is a special police division down under Australia.
Oh no, the star force is here. They've come for you again!
by Bryn Benn May 7, 2020
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air force blue

To have spirit for the Air Force.
Oh man, Tom's bleeding Air Force blue in that USAF hat.
by the_man_of_no_words September 26, 2017
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