Sheet Fleet

The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.

I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.

by Swanee June 15, 2018

thomas fletcher-tomlinson

Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡

"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"

by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018

Yeetosaurus Flex

YEET MONSTER

OH NO THERE IS A YEETOSAURUS FLEX, WE HAVE TO RUN!

by mor1tz March 5, 2018

Mo Flex

This Guy is the Boddest guy ever.

No CAP.

Cool person, holds it down for anybody but if u mess with him he will cut u off. Mo Flex is cute, tall most of the times

He's simply Mr. steal yo girl. So attractive, tends to cheat a lot but all the girls still crush on him.

Yo Mo Flex Fawaddddd

by 32453qa July 17, 2018

swag flex

used by logic cause he has impeccable amount of swag and flex =.. swag flex :} its dat flexicution

swag flex bitch na jk.

by david swag August 28, 2018

Flat Flex

When you keep trying to do something but always fail

Yelling yeet at the wrong time
Being a Logangarth
Doing tge hype/orange justice
There ared tons of more flat flex examples

by Englash professor November 12, 2018

mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.

"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."

by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018