hoe drunk

A “soccer mom” type who gets drunk and slutty on Friday night with her friends but acts stuck up and better than you during the day.

I saw Jakes Mom out at the bar last weekend, she’s such a hoe drunk when she’s away from her husband.

by Oklahoma rancher May 3, 2018

drunk bet

Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.

Drunk bet

Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."

The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.

Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."

Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .

by Lienad Oldar March 25, 2017

drunk friendly

The act of loosing ones inhibitions, invading personal space and using inappropriate humour to garner attention from a desired individual.

Note: alcohol is not necessary in order to be drunk friendly

I saw you getting drunk friendly with that hot guy at work

by theedteam April 21, 2015

Anal drunk

Getting your mrs so drunk she’s okay with anal, but not too drunk that she passes out. Essentially there’s a perfect window of drunkness you’re aiming for a top night in bed.

Ahh I reckon a couple more bevs and she’ll be anal drunk, let’s get the tequilas in!

by DucksAsshole27 August 28, 2022

Internet Drunk

When someone uses social media to announce to the world they are drunk, when clearly they are not. Tell tale signs of "Internet drunk" are perfect grammar, no typos and a cleverly executed post.

Guy1: Check this fly bunny on Twitter. She nothing but giggles, yo! POST: "I'm so drunk right now, I forgot to conjugate a verb"
Guy2: Who this bitch be lying? She nothing but Internet drunk! Believe dat!
Guy1: You tripping son!
Guy2: Let's go measure our dicks?
Guy1: Word up!

by @TheRealLobot May 15, 2013

treat drunk

Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink given by way of compliment or as an expression of friendly regard.

"Last night I was a treat drunk"
"You're such a treat drunk"

by Beatsick September 24, 2007

Drunk Tab

An imaginary tab that never gets paid, only added to when you get drunk. Add anything to it!

"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"

"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"

by ae17 December 26, 2012