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to discretely exit a social situation, leaving the remaining participants confused as to your wherebouts.
man, where the hell is dave? he must have pulled a side door.
yeah man, the guy's girlfriend was stressing me out so i side doored.
side door by lewmoz November 13, 2007

Shut the f........ront door 

When you want to tell a person to shut up, you can be nice and say "hey dude, shut the fphhhhhr..ront door". The person will expect that you will say shut the fuck up.
Payten: bla bla bla bla
Reggie: hey, shut the f........ront door, its getting cold in here.

Shut the fridge door

A better version of the "Shut the front door" phrase, which eludes from the real phrase of "Shut the fuck up". This is a nice way to change the topic and be funny at the same time.
Person 1: Man why did Steve Jobs have to die?
Person 2: I miss Steve Jobs so much.
Person 3: I hate Steve Jobs, shut the fridge door about his face!!!!
Person 2: LOL
Person 3: Hey are you buying lunch today?
Person 1: Yeah I am...
<convo continues>

This Door Swings Both Ways 

'This Door Swings Both Ways' is a song written by Estelle Levitt and Don Thomas and performed by Herman's Hermits of Manchester, England. Surprisingly serious thoughts behind a cheery, light melody. Recorded in 1966.
lyrics:

Everyone's life is bittersweet
It's a door that opens wide
And no man can call himself complete
Till he's seen it from both sides

This door swings both ways
It's marked 'In' and 'Out'
Some days you'll want to cry
And some days you will shout

This door swings both ways
It goes back and forth
In comes a southern breeze
Or a cold wind from the north

This door swings both ways
Lets in joy and pain
In comes the morning sun
And then the evening rain

This door swings both ways
Lets in dark and light
Every day you make the choice
To let in wrong or right

When shadows fall
You must prepare yourself for sunshine
For everything there is an end
And so my friend you must be brave

This door swings both ways
Which one will it be
Will we live in happiness
Or dwell in misery

This door swings both ways
Lets in earth and sky
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die

Knock-a-Door ABC

The act of bored children knocking on a door, and reciting the alphabet, which ever letter they get to when the occupant opens the door, is the first letter of the Person they MUST ask for.

No real purpose but to impose serious embaressment on the knockee.
Kid 1: Who wants to play Knock-a-Door ABC?
Kid 2: ME!
*walks to a random door*
Kid 2: *Knock Knock* A B C D E F G H I J K *door opens*
Owner: Yes?
Kid 2: Hi is keith there please?
Owner: There is no keith that lives here.

door handle 

A lever found commonly on the outside of a door or swinging portal to another room. Usually placed around 3 1/3 feet above the ground. Some handles or "knobs" are metal or occasionally plastic (very rare).
Door handles are great. When I need to get somewhere, they really help me get there. Wow they're great. Skeet Skeet
door handle by BLANDRY February 20, 2006