Dillon Bach

Whenever something of a negative nature happens to someone, they have been Dillon Bach'd.

Ross: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Francis: Damn man, you just got Dillon Bach'd.

by Froto1971 October 27, 2009

Dillon

A stupid idiot that no one likes

Wow that guy with down syndrome is such a dillon

by Speedyboi3847253298 May 4, 2018

dillon

A particular gay man usually has a fucked up bent nose, also doesn't own doors, some may call him a racist and sexist, he spams his storys with shit no one asked for the slut

you have a bent nose your a fucken dillon SHAME

by poonigs April 29, 2020

dildock

Whimsical portmanteau of the words "dildo" and "cock". Used commonly as an insult or friendly soubriquet.

Tim: "Hey where'd you put the beer"
John: "In the fridge, where else? You fucking dildock!"

by cds333 November 20, 2014

Captain Dildo

Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.

Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?

Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"

by DONOVAN94 August 25, 2011

dillon

a guy who looks like an alien , and his head is shaped like a football (:

<3 you dillon .

looks at that guy he looks like an alien ,

well he must be a dillon !

by lovebug3214 July 1, 2011

dildo award

What is the prize given to recognize stupid people for doing stupid shit. As defined by www.dildoawards.com.

"He was stupid for doing that.. He deserves a dildo award."

by Gravyplaya August 8, 2007