David Moment

When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.

"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"

by AlsoMento May 1, 2023

zaria david

Zaria is the nicest person ever. She makes me smile when i’m sad and cares about many people. Everyone helps her when she’s sad because she would do the same for us We love zaria and care for her very much

💖 from ushay
to zaria david

by lalaworld323 October 2, 2022

david wiley

Awesome man who knows all

David Wiley really does know everything...because he's David freaking Wiley.

by Kaydra May 19, 2014

David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019

David Santos

A monkey who plays Brawlhalla. His mating call is "BRUH MOMENT."

Yo David Santos grab me a banana.

by inuJ zetroC June 23, 2019

David Dolenc

He is probably asslicking some teacher by now. they are also usually fat and humorless. they think they are chads and constantly harrass girls cuz they think pulling on their hair is considered flirting. and for some reason they always wear shorts no matter what the weather is like.

holy shit thats another asslicking David Dolenc.

by David dolenc gay September 20, 2019

david peacock

David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself

Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...

Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock

by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018